The Ten Commandments When Dealing with Social Workers

A more accurate picture of what Jesus may have looked like.

-In response to several inappropriate clients, I decided to write this doctrine.
1. Thou shall not yell and scream, this simply irritates us.
2. Thou shall not claim big ticket electronic items are "needs." (ie: plasma T.V.'s)
3. Thou shall be pleased with any assistance we provide.
4. Thou shall remember, we are on your side and do wish you help you if at all possible
5. Thou shall be aware that unlike certain other deities, we can not perform miracles (ie: we don't do water into money.)
6. Thou shall remember we are human, and thus make errors.
7. Thou shall understand that we do have weekends and holidays off.
9. Thou shall also understand that we can not control time, space, red tape.
10. Thou shall remember we don't do this for the money, or we would be in another field.