Weatherperson has car egged by angry second graders
Audubon, NJ
Police report that early this morning 7-10, seven year olds egged a weatherman's Audi. While interviewing the ring leader, it appears the children were angry at false weather reports stating that 6 inches of snow were on the way. One child stated "Its like telling us that Christmas will be tomorrow, and then saying ooops, I made a mistake. Its cruel and unusual, and I think the weatherman should have been arrested. I would also like to give a shout out to Sponge Bob, who happens to live in a pineapple under the sea." Names are not being released as all individuals are minors. Police are asking convenience store clerks to check for ID when people under 18 try to buy eggs.
Cooper Anderson reporting.
Police report that early this morning 7-10, seven year olds egged a weatherman's Audi. While interviewing the ring leader, it appears the children were angry at false weather reports stating that 6 inches of snow were on the way. One child stated "Its like telling us that Christmas will be tomorrow, and then saying ooops, I made a mistake. Its cruel and unusual, and I think the weatherman should have been arrested. I would also like to give a shout out to Sponge Bob, who happens to live in a pineapple under the sea." Names are not being released as all individuals are minors. Police are asking convenience store clerks to check for ID when people under 18 try to buy eggs.
Cooper Anderson reporting.
posted by Elliott at 5:48 AM
1 Comments:
Great kids! In my day we would have had him drawn and quartered.
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