Ball Cruncher Back For Round Two

Above: Eric "Badlands"Booker, at what appears to be a rib event

This morning E=MC2, AkA Funk Master Flex, AKA Crazy Sausage Man, AKA The salty Ball Cruncher, announced that he will be coming out of retirement for the 2006 season. Inspired by Sonya Thomas (the Black Widow) and her 10 pounds of meatballs in 12 minutes, The Ball Cruncher begins his training. After a humiliating loss in July at the Salty Ball Championships in Wildwood, NJ., in which the Black Widow cleaned the floor with the competition, The Ball Cruncher went into seclusion in the foothills of the Southern New Jersey, living off berries and fries that fell through the boardwalk cracks. He eventually got a job with the state, his life back on track and is "Hungry and Focused." -Eric "Badlands" Booker. With 22 grand in prize money coming up the middle of January for Corned beef The Cruncher said to himself, Self, you have got to get your fat ass together and hit the deli.

Only the test of time with decide if the Cruncher will become a legend in the likes of Kobayashi and Crazy Legs Conti. Check out the Cruncers future appearances at www.ifoce.com. He will also be appearing at Pat's steaks in Philly, and Pep Boys in Audubon NJ. Long live the joy of gluttony.