...It was the worst of times.

December 14, 2005-
Stratford, NJ
by Nelly Rosa

A day that will live in infamy. Better known as the day the wheels came off the streak train for the Thundercats.

Seno Murpho stated: "I felt like I got hit with a bomb... a big bomb, right in the dome piece. " While that may be a over reaction, it certainly wasn't fun.

The Cats got going to their typically suck ass start. However there would be no rallying today, as the "we bowl knee deep" team brought their A game. The final bowler, "Balled Gangsta" had a 205 average, however he proceeded to bowl every game in the 270 range. He has many a perfect game and made that known as he wiped the lanes with us. Bottom line, cats drop three to a superior team.

Adomo said "F the police, and the PBA!," as he screetched out of the parking lot in his 1977 Iroc Z, or his Vibe, aka the mini SUV (couldn't decide what was more humorous).

I for one would like to blame the loss on computer lane difficulties. We had to switch lanes after I began to get into the groove, boy you've got to prove your love to me. It is also clear that I am not afraid to break into old school Madonna lyrics.

But Rob base said it best, "#1 we didn't bring a single lesbian, #2 we bowled a guy on the Pro Bowlers tour, and #3 there was Zima being drank on the lane. Under these conditions, I think we did pretty well just dropping three and not getting our asses kicked."

Words to live by.