Break out the Brooms Baby!!!

Stratford, NJ-

"I don't know if it was the PBR, Joey B's new Etonic kicks, Brenda the Groupie, Karma, or the Good Lawrd, but those boys bowled their tits off!" Said Billy Bob Sanderson, residential bowling enthusiast.

Unlike, oh the other 19 games, the T Cats came out fired up and never looked back, stomping on the competition like a bunch of wee... I can't think of something small enough. The following are thoughts by each of the T Cats members on the three victories:

Adomo- "Funky Comadina, we did it, take out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!"
R. Base-"I'll tell you one thing, this is definitely not the last lesbian I am inviting to bowling night."
SMurph-"I think I am going to drop out of work and bowl full time, FU Gilbane."
Joey B- "The touch, the feel of Etonic leather, the fabric of our lives. Let it rain!"

The second game more of the same, and the teams highest game total 732. In the 3rd it was tight until the 8 th when the Cats saddled up and did the bull dance to victory.

MBP( most ballin'est player) honors go to Smurph Dogg who nearly bowled a 600 series (his high is a 653). Also, it should be noted that only one game was bellow any of the team averages, a 99 by RB who is a sandbagger.

Most importantly T Cats break the tie for 8th place, and make it to five hundred.

Just remember, if you throw the first ball in the gutter, that is why the Lord gave you two balls.


-Troy McClure reporting for the Springfield Times, out.