Cats begin second half of the season with a bang
Tulsa, OK-
The cats start the second half of the season off with a bang taking three games from Sir Bowls a Lot. It began with Smurph (AKA sketch) Dogg Nearly pulling a muscle in his back as he carried the rest of the Cats (he rolled a 234) as the other members bowled well bellow their averages.
In the second Joey B. Took off his silk boxers (literally, they were riding up my ass) and bowled a 170. Throughout all three games Base and DiPena were in a tight battle for lowest bowler. DP ended up taking the title with a 123 in the third.
It got ugly in the second when, after coming back from the restroom, Joey B. Had a line violation. "I must have stepped in something and nearly fell over. They wanted to take my mark off the score board, but the buzzer was not on tonight, so I was like quit dressing me up like the mail man and making me dance for you." Weapons were drawn but no shots were fired, as the swat team was called out and play continued.
In the end it was another less than inspiring performance, but the result was still positive. It was sort of like falling on your face, but missing a pile of horse shit.
So the key for next week will be passionate, sexy bowling (no that is not an oxymoron...Your a moron..I don't know what that means.)
This is your bowling editor TonyDansa saying keep your mind and balls out of the gutter.
The cats start the second half of the season off with a bang taking three games from Sir Bowls a Lot. It began with Smurph (AKA sketch) Dogg Nearly pulling a muscle in his back as he carried the rest of the Cats (he rolled a 234) as the other members bowled well bellow their averages.
In the second Joey B. Took off his silk boxers (literally, they were riding up my ass) and bowled a 170. Throughout all three games Base and DiPena were in a tight battle for lowest bowler. DP ended up taking the title with a 123 in the third.
It got ugly in the second when, after coming back from the restroom, Joey B. Had a line violation. "I must have stepped in something and nearly fell over. They wanted to take my mark off the score board, but the buzzer was not on tonight, so I was like quit dressing me up like the mail man and making me dance for you." Weapons were drawn but no shots were fired, as the swat team was called out and play continued.
In the end it was another less than inspiring performance, but the result was still positive. It was sort of like falling on your face, but missing a pile of horse shit.
So the key for next week will be passionate, sexy bowling (no that is not an oxymoron...Your a moron..I don't know what that means.)
This is your bowling editor TonyDansa saying keep your mind and balls out of the gutter.
posted by Elliott at 5:13 AM
1 Comments:
Well STRIKE up the band, the cats are in the fast LANE, ROLLING to the big time!
Leave the ALLEYS and GUTTERS behind, the cats are, BALLS to the wall, the future of bowling!
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