Sketchiness, missing ball and 2 of 3

Stratford, NJ - December 28, 2005

It was suspect right from the beginning. The Cats rolled in with a substitute bowler as Adomo Dipena was at some ice sculpture stuff in Florida (don't ask). Double D's a find bowler with a 180 average stepped up and produced. "The word ringer comes to mind," said Smurph Dogg. League bylaws clearly state that "during position play (this week) you may have a sub, only if the individual has bowled a total of 9 game in league play. Double D had rolled roughly 0 games. However, we were sketchy and simply played him as DP. Cheating, yes. Dishonorable, yes. Crafty and shrewd, defininatly.

He rolled a 210 in the third game to seal the victory for the cats. R. Base commented after the game "Dipena couldn't hold Double D's garter belt." Not sure exactly what that means, but I believe he was suggesting Dipena's position as the number 2 slot bowler is in jeopardy. For all you scoring at home, that is not the case.

Joey B. Left his ball and shoes in the Vibe last week and was forced to use Laura instead of Salmya. "I felt naked and lost in a bowling ally, without her."

Big ups going out to R. Base in the first rolling a 192. Cats dropped the second due to a poor first five frames. One the third in a squeaker.

This is Stephen Colbert reporting, saying stay classy Stratford.