Cats, lousy, but not lousy enough
The Daily Bowler
Stratford, NJ
Less than awe inspiring bowling folks. All three games for the cats looked a lot like a person trying to suck a golf ball through a hose (I knew a girl that could do that in college, hi honey if your reading)...They sucked.
The T Cats took the first as Joey B. Managed to roll a 173 since he had his shoes and ball back. In the second the cats dropped a close one by nine pins as Murph Dogg had a brain fart, leading to him picking up a single pin with his first ball in the tenth. However, that is why the Lord gave him two balls. But the second was unable to finish the job.
The surprise hero of the third match was R. Base whose performance can most aptly be described in his mid nineties hit "Joy (pump it up pump it up) and Pain, (keep it going now), sunshine (what else) and rain." Base came into the tenth frame determined to break 100. Dejected and with shrunken testicles he stepped to the plate and was the only one who marked in the 10th with a spare, strike combo. This was able to ward off a strong performance by "Crazy spikey hair, I have four silver studs in the back of my neck, and am fortunate that I am not paralyzed guy."
When asked what was going through his head in that 10th frame his response "mainly bitches and cake." Profound.
I has also been compared to running for minus 95 yards in a football game and then scoring the winning touchdown.
Bottom line, cats take two of three in a lack luster effort. Better to be a winner than lose when not playing very well, in a bowling setting...I always say.
Connie Chung Reporting
Had a cool photo but uploading was taking long so I bagged it. Also,
check out a highly entertaining video clip with O'Riley on Letterman last night at http://paxromano.blogspot.com.
Stratford, NJ
Less than awe inspiring bowling folks. All three games for the cats looked a lot like a person trying to suck a golf ball through a hose (I knew a girl that could do that in college, hi honey if your reading)...They sucked.
The T Cats took the first as Joey B. Managed to roll a 173 since he had his shoes and ball back. In the second the cats dropped a close one by nine pins as Murph Dogg had a brain fart, leading to him picking up a single pin with his first ball in the tenth. However, that is why the Lord gave him two balls. But the second was unable to finish the job.
The surprise hero of the third match was R. Base whose performance can most aptly be described in his mid nineties hit "Joy (pump it up pump it up) and Pain, (keep it going now), sunshine (what else) and rain." Base came into the tenth frame determined to break 100. Dejected and with shrunken testicles he stepped to the plate and was the only one who marked in the 10th with a spare, strike combo. This was able to ward off a strong performance by "Crazy spikey hair, I have four silver studs in the back of my neck, and am fortunate that I am not paralyzed guy."
When asked what was going through his head in that 10th frame his response "mainly bitches and cake." Profound.
I has also been compared to running for minus 95 yards in a football game and then scoring the winning touchdown.
Bottom line, cats take two of three in a lack luster effort. Better to be a winner than lose when not playing very well, in a bowling setting...I always say.
Connie Chung Reporting
Had a cool photo but uploading was taking long so I bagged it. Also,
check out a highly entertaining video clip with O'Riley on Letterman last night at http://paxromano.blogspot.com.
posted by Elliott at 8:20 AM
1 Comments:
The problem is the ball not the bowlers ... you guys need those super-duper pin droppers as seen in the latest issue of Time mag!
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