Give me a T-C-A-T-S

Stratford, NJ

A petition is now circulating in the greater Stratford area to change the name of La Martinique Lanes, to the Thunderdome after last nights performance by the Cats.

In typical T-Cats fashion, they didn't show up until the 3rd frame. The team sorely missed by R. Base, who had to play grab ass with his ex-girlfriend who moved back to Turkey and was unable to make the match. He was certainly there in spirit.

The cats got there act together and coasted to the sweep, behind an exceptional two game effort from Da Pena (we are striking the second game from his record) giving him a 2 game 400 +.

Despite distractions from a very hot Asian American woman, and Smurph continuing to leave his beer on the seat so it can spill, the Cats kept their focus. With the sweep, the Cats are on top of the leader board for the second half.

This is George Clinton, saying good afternoon, good morning, and good night.