Universal Life Church in Modesto, CA
Found out on the radio this morning that Tony Danza and I are both ordained by the same church... Good to know. Check in out at www.ulc.org. You too can be ordained in minutes. I also want to let people know I am currently rather booked, but still have some slots left for weddings and funerals. I don't do circumcisions. Bad experience I don't want to talk about.
posted by Elliott at 5:45 AM
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Exorcisms, do you do Exorcisms? I need to know; I have a phone that seems possesed by some very needy demons!!
I do exorcisms. The going rate is $29.95 a room for the first 15 minutes and 2.50 cents each additional minute. Act now, and you can get two rooms for the price of one.
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