Controversy, Base, and Victory (and Charles in Charge)
Coming into this weeks contest many questions were unanswered. Was last weeks Cats sweep a freak of nature, an anomaly if you will? Could the Thunderpurrers raise their level and play with some consistency? Would they climb out of the basement past the road runners? How could they bowl and still be so ridiculously good looking at the same time?
Game one began with some heated controversy. Three weeks ago the league had a meeting and decided that practice would begins at 9 and 9:15 would begin match play. At 9 ten 3/4's of the Cats were not present, and General Signs insisted on starting. Bad blood nearly boiled over as MurphDogg called General Signs out saying "All you pieces of monkey shit better watch your back. I know when your home and when your not. I can pick most locks with a credit card. They was asleep they didn't know we's was in the house." A confused General Signs team had no comment at press time.
With the lack of practice, the cats lost the first by a large margin, behind individual effort from B0b "my pants are painted on and evidently I have an oil slick on my head" and courageous play behind Sam "Fred Flinstone."
The second was a different story as Tob Base "the one who knows about things blew saying "Get on my back Gent's and I will take you to the promise land." This after a heated closed team meeting in between games one and two. Cats win in a close one.
In the third, Joey B. Decided to show up rolling a 185. The cats had an excellent 9th and 10th frame to finish those silly sign cheating bastards.
Cats have now one 5 of their last 6. Naturally, they cats went to Bamboo Bernies and yes Charles in Charge was played.
In a side note, I am not certain when Thundercats apparel will be available. We are hoping to have them in time for the Holidays. Stay tuned. Also mad shout outs to the T Cat groupies that came last night (C. "DD's" and B. "mustaches rule.")
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ESPN did a lot of coverage on this tonight...what's up with that team-member sweating all of the time? The groupies, I hear, are forming a union ... New York Times says that Scott Baio is suing Thundercats for copyright infringements...it's madness it tells ya, BOWLING MADNESS!!
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