I have what doctors call, a bit of a weight problem.

Yes, that is sweat on Joey Budafuco's nephew Sal Bachagaloopi. He has see a number of specialists, given special special deoderant, however nothing seems to work. His concern with the closeing of pores (which is an alternative) is that a geiser may spring from his huge mellon. I'm not kidding, it looks like an orange on a toothpick. If anyone has suggestions give Sal a buzz at 555-0232, or comment here, and I will be sure to pass along the message.