2 0f 3 from team Spikes in Neck

Cats win, Cats win!!! Two big W's against the number one team in the league, Terapin Station (Dead fans).

E Unit bowled his tits off with a 233 as the cats rolled a 760 first game, as a team (season high). Terapin station won a close second, and the cats took a highly contested third.

R. Base was heard saying, "it was like David vs. Goliath. I was just glad we were able to hit that fuckin beast in the eye with a bowling ball." Base is currently undergoing psychiatric day treatment, as well as recovering from a nasty wresting injury, obtained while taking on his girlfriend.

Shout outs going to the three drunk girls behind us for their support.

Joey B. Out.